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So Far Apart | Kelly Clarkson

To the person who said Adele has a stronger voice than Kelly. Please remove the prime rib and side of gravy from your ears.

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Cordelia: It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was… let’s just say I haven’t been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, seven and a half ounces? Way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, I’m not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight, I’m just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like, how even used Mercedes still have leather seats!
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Ew. Why does Sammi even exist?
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I constantly think of ideas for short stories/plays/novels that I never write. Some include:

  1. A gay boy falls in love with an Orthodox Jewish boy.
  2. Two companies go up to the Edinburgh festival, both performing Romeo and Juliet, in neighbouring theatres. The actors of Romeo and Juliet in the rival casts fall in love.
  3. A world in which condoms have personalities and have to procreate to produce more condoms.

If I think of any more… I will tweet them.


My name is Ben. I'm 20. I'm from London. I'm colourblind. I like the colour blue.



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