Anonymous asked:
There's a really short poem that you wrote but I can't find it and I thought it would be perfect for the competition. If I remember it had something like 'I do not love/know you yet, but someday I will' I think its something like that. Sorry if this is confusing.




Anonymous asked:
How would you feel if someone got something you wrote tattooed on them?

i would say “wow, thank you. are you really sure about it?”





Anonymous asked:
No, really, it'd be super weird because you used to know me really really well.

JUST DO IT 





Anonymous asked:
I find your blog hilarious and fantastic so I stalk it about once a month because I can't follow you because you know me who I am and it'll be awkward.

just follow me-  it really wouldn’t be awkward (unless you are my mother)





Anonymous asked:
why are you making that face in your avatar

i saw a dick





Anonymous asked:
there are 4 catty lads that want your D

i don’t own the letter D sorry





Anonymous asked:
i find your reblogs very offensive and objectifying of men

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE MEN?!?!?!?





Anonymous asked:
your boyfriend reminds me of a disney prince.

!





Anonymous asked:
are you transgender?

really?





Anonymous asked:
you're so dumb. you're like the dumbest person ever

good observation





Anonymous asked:
no offense...but your face kind of looks grandma-ish




Anonymous asked:
stop posting zayn malik pictures you will never be as good looking as him sorry you're just a shrivelled up pale ratty british fag brat no one cares about

k





Anonymous asked:
why do gay guys date guys that look exactly like them? it's like you people go to the self-irony route because you're so unable to hide the disgusting homosexual vanity that essentially controls your lives

or maybe a lot of people date people who look like them as a hangover from attempting to strengthen phenotypes by combining similarities





Anonymous asked:
he looks kinda like you and now you're a living cliché. sorry, but… anyway, he's cute.

what 





Anonymous asked:
May we see a picture of the bf, so we can judge for ourselves? I mean, be jealous :)

no thats weird