Ben Weil as Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly: “The Cerulean Monologue”

GVOY: Yes, I am wearing the exact same clothes as I did yesterday. Yes, I might wear them again tomorrow.

I’m on crack.

GVOY: What I don’t like about Kelly Clarkson.

P.S. I love Kelly Clarkson more than myself.

GVOY: Someone asked me to make a video.

eHarmony Video Bio

A STATEMENT ABOUT WHY I AM GOING TO STOP ANSWERING SO MANY QUESTIONS. Also it is me talking awkwardly to a camera for 3 minutes so… enjoy…(?)

Today I decided to write stuff in my Moleskine. Here is me reading what I wrote.